Hey guys! Just so you know, getting back into the routine of writing is hard. I used to work on my posts all day long in my head and then pound them out once I got home from work. I've gotten lazy. I'm telling you this upfront so you'll keep your expectations low. Like really low. Believe me, it will be much more enjoyable that way.
So yesterday was Halloween which meant Trick or Treating with the small human who lives in my house. His costume this year (and last year) was a gangster. He wore a pinstriped suit, nice white fedora and carried a tommy gun:
What did we hear all night long? "Are you a cowboy?" It was mostly kids who asked this but one adult even asked him that question. Turns out that the quickest way to piss of a tiny gangster is to repeatedly ask him if he's a cowboy.
My Russian husband went as "Russian Guy" for Halloween. All he had to do was wear a fur military hat and speak English with his thick accent. It was pretty easy as far as costumes go. Along the way, we ran into a kid wearing a huge, photo-realistic mask of Trump.
Immediately the people with this kid were like, "Look! It's Trump and Putin! We have to get a photo". I posted this image on FB and one friend made the comment, "If this was really Putin he would've been shirtless". Buuuuurrrrn!
We got lucky with nice weather and were able to trick-or-treat for over two hours. The result? A full bag of candy weighing 9.2 pounds. This is what it looked like when dumped out:
My son said these exact words to me, "Look Mom! I can make a candy angel!" (like a snow angel) and he did. It doesn't suck to be a kid sometimes.
(Note-- this post is one of 30 planned posts for the month of November. I intend to change the email setting so that subscribers don't get daily emails. I'll do that as soon as I figure out how to do so).
I'm the worst kind of asshole-- I think I'm funny.
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