hard privates: Is this a military reference or something to do with male genitalia?
opposite of endearing: This is me on most days.
porno pads: My new favorite search query. Is this a location? Something you put down to protect the sheets?
I’m dying to know.
slut roulette account: “Slut Roulette” would be a great band name.
Speaking of glitter, I had one more text to share from last night. Oh lord. If I never do another school art project with glitter, I'll be OK with that.