Co-worker: "Hey--what's this?"
Me: "Just stick your finger in the hole and tell me what you feel."
Human Resources: " Gina-- we're getting complaints.You have to take that box home."
Anyway, because of this conversation, I decided to check online to see if I could find the item from my memory. Instead I found something much, much better. Oh Amazon, how I love you so:
This reminds me of a funny story. Several years ago a female family member was taking a shower and unbeknownst to her, her daughter (probably about 4yo), took a photo of her through the frosted glass shower door. My relative wasn't completely naked in the photo but close enough. She caught her daughter as she started to upload the nudie-photo to her (my relative's) Facebook account. Aren't kids great? My family member is gorgeous so she would have probably got a ton of "likes" on that photo. Thankfully I'm not on Facebook so I don't have to worry about my son posting a photo of his wiener on there. Though with my luck he'd send it to "All Employees" because my default email account on my phone is my work email account. Lovely.