For whatever reason, my creative juices have not been flowing for the past week or so. Normally I feel like I have so much funny stuff that I want to share, it's like I need a ShamWow cloth to sop up all those creative juices (is that kind of an icky analogy?). In any case, lately one tiny square of toilet paper is all it would take to clean up my juices (ewww, now it definitely sounds icky. Sorry!).
So in an effort to post something funny while I'm feeling rather un-funny, I decided to share some recent text messages from my friend Ivory. If Ivory ever decides to start her own blog, I'm totally screwed because all my regular readers will leave me and read her stuff instead. Which I would totally understand. I'd read her stuff too.
First bit of nonsense is an emoji on my iPhone that confuses me:
As you know (probably), my husband is Russian and he still calls his family back in Moscow every weekend: