This past week, I nearly embarrassed myself in a work email to all employees. I've been screwed by Autocorrect more times than I can count. However, the number of times that Spellcheck has saved me cancels out those incidents. I guess we're even.
This next incident occurred with a female coworker in the restroom. We work on the same floor but don't have a lot of contact with each other, which is why this interaction was odd:
I've been accused of not having a filter that allows me to know what IS or ISN'T polite to say out loud. That may be true, but sometimes I manage to keep my shit together: