Hey kids! It's time for another edition of "Funny Blog Friday". For your reading pleasure, today I will be sharing photos of things that I saw on a recent shopping trip to "Tuesday Morning" (a store which specializes in close-outs and overstock items).
First stop was the lawn and garden section:
Here's a better image of the sad Native American girl. By the look of her skin, I think she contracted smallpox from the European settlers. Which may be why she's sad. Totally legit reason by the way.
Next stop was the toy aisle. I didn't know that Mattel had come out with a "Mars Barbie".
This next item defies explanation:
Apparently yes, that's exactly what it is. I had to Google "Pinkie Cooper". She's supposed to be a Cocker Spaniel. Who loves fashion. And she's from St. Louis. Because we all know that the midwest of America is the fashion capital of the world. I don't know why she has a human body. The fucked-up-ness of this toy is overwhelming.
Then there was this:
I had to check the suggested age range online and it's supposed to be a toy for ages six and up. Because we don't want five-year-olds exposed light-up brains that can record your secrets. That's too young.
The name of this next toy is "Smell my Gak". This one is stinky-shoe scented. I was tempted to find a clerk and ask if they carried the fart-scented Gak because that's the one my son really wanted.
After an hour of getting my texts, one friend had the gall to send me this:
I have to say that Dolly Defensive sounds like one of the toys I might have seen that day in the toy section. Maybe a friend to Tammy Lamby LuLu.
I'm the worst kind of asshole-- I think I'm funny.
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