I'm not naming names, but this weekend I let someone I know use my work-provided laptop computer. Unfortunately, this person forgot that it was a WORK computer and looked at pR0N on it (it wasn't me by the way; honest. Quit looking at me like that). My work laptop now has a VIRUS that has completely frozen the computer unless we send $100 to the scammers who created the virus. I already told a guy in our I.T. Department that I'll be bringing in the laptop and why (and no, it wasn't embarassing AT ALL. Sigh). This wouldn't be so bad if not for the fact that only last week while at work I saw a link that said, "100 Funniest Tweets of All Time". I thought, "Hey, I want to see that". Unfortunately the link went to Playboy.com and I got a giant warning message saying that Big Brother knew that I was trying to access adult content on a work computer. Again, I immediately had to inform the I.T. Department AND my boss to let them know that I wasn't trying to look at pR0n on company time. At this point, I'm afraid I'm either going to be fired or referred to counseling for my "problem". Lovely.
I'm the worst kind of asshole-- I think I'm funny.
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