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> Sent: Thursday, February 17, 2000 2:26 PM
This is gross (and a little bit funny in a sick way). My friend Marge had lunch with a former employee today. The ex-employee's mom has had health problems for a while; next week she is going to have to have surgery because-- HER INTESTINES ARE HANGING OUT OF HER VAGINA! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! How gross is that? And it's got to be pretty uncomfortable I would think.
My male friend’s reply fifteen minutes later:
That is soooooooo nasty. It makes me clench my sphincter and clamp my buttocks shut! How in God's name did that happen? UGH! Do I even want to know!? Health problem.....that is a hellish health nightmare! Sounds like she should have had more frequent medical checkups. I mean you think a person would get some kind of indication that things weren't quite "right" during sex or defecation or something..................... defecation....now there's a word that makes me hungry for lunch............Oh I think I'll need to take a break now....................
I met this male friend when I briefly worked for a different company. I knew we would be friends when we had the following conversation during lunch. We were sharing a table; this may have been the first time we ate together. In any case I barely knew him. The TV was on and a commercial for “Just for Men” hair color came on. I mused out loud, “What would happen if a woman used ‘Just for Men’?” My friend looked at me and said in a completely serious voice, “Well you know what would happen don’t you?” I said no. I thought he was going to say something like, “It causes fetal birth defects.” What he actually said was, “Why Gina, you would grow a penis.” HIs response was so unexpected; I collapsed into hysterics. That’s when I knew I would be friends with this person. If I barely know you and you can say something this inappropriate to me at the company lunch table, we are going to be friends.