First off, I have to say "THANK YOU" to you loyal readers who keep coming here day after day, week after week, even though I haven't posted anything since June (I still see the website stats). It makes me feel guilty. Complete strangers come here more often than I do. I'm a shitty blogger apparently. I don't know why, but somewhere around May of this year, writing a post no longer felt like "Yay!" but rather, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck." It was just one more thing I had to do every day. I don't know what changed. For nearly two years, I LOVED posting my nonsense here. I loved making friends with those of you who were kind enough to leave comments. In an attempt to get back that lovin' feeling, I've signed up for "National Blog Posting Month" or "NaBloPoMo". (Honestly, I'll never be able to remember that acronym). Thankfully they have a badge I can just use instead. I'm going to attempt to write one post a day for the entire month of November.
I have no idea what I'm going to write about daily. Apparently even just a post of a photo counts. The lazy part of me finds that appealing.
It's been so long since I've even logged onto this website, I've almost forgotten how to use it. Bear with me if you see goofy shit. Or goofier than usual, that is. One thing I will attempt to do is turn off email notifications for new posts. Amazingly, I haven't lost any subscribers since June but if anything will drive people away, I'm sure will be daily emails from me. I get it, I really do.
To get things started, here are a couple of funny things I texted to friends today and Saturday night:
If I had a heart condition, I'd be suspicious that this was not a coincidence. A woman who scares easily mixed with a goober husband is not the best combination. One friend asked if I had a lot of life insurance. Thankfully no. Yay?
I'm the worst kind of asshole-- I think I'm funny.
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