"People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully"
Apologies in advance that this song is now stuck in your head. Just be glad I didn't use the Disney World song "It's a Small World After All". Anyway, I'm not a political analyst so you won't find me writing about US and Russian relations here (this is where you say, "Thank God"). Let's talk about more shallow things, like gorgeous Russian women.