Sometimes the idea for a post comes in the oddest way. Take this FB quiz a friend posted last Friday night (name changed to protect the guilty):
I wanted to say more, but I didn't want to be a total dick and clutter up this person's timeline so I switched to texting instead:
This is the point where I thought this would be a post about the weird shit for sale on Amazon, because lately I've been seeing some really odd things there. Like this:
The thought of a floppy sheet of rubber covered with Leonid Brezhnev's eyebrows gives me the shivers. And then I remembered that I had recently posted this on Facebook:
Here's the link in case you want to read the full article.
And then I realized that this post wasn't going to be about weird shit on Amazon, but instead about eyebrows. Because I also posted this on FB:
These eyebrow comments I made are all from the past few weeks. I think I might have a problem. Do I have a secret obsession with eyebrows and I'm only just now realizing it? What's next? Late night searches for "eyebrows" on YouPorn? Is it a matter of time before I write my own insane Brezhnev eyebrow article about Eugene Levy? Now that I think of it, I've always kind of had a "thing" for Eugene Levy. Is it because of his manly eyebrows? Is there a cure? Do I need professional help? What do you think guys?
I'm the worst kind of asshole-- I think I'm funny.
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(Note--I only joined FB in January 2016. Come be my friend, if you want, and like my page before I get fed up with the whole thing and delete my FB account. Kidding. Maybe.)