(Note: You know you're writing a post that's kind of odd when you can't decide if the title should be "Shriners with Boners" or "Stompy the Goddamn Troll". Such is my life.)
I was talking to my friend Alanna on Friday and she mentioned that she doesn't know why someone doesn't just follow me around with a camera at all times because it would make for entertaining reality TV. I had never thought about that before but she may be right. I seem to find nonsense and funny stuff everywhere I go. Not every day is like that of course. This past Friday however, was one of those days that just seemed funny to me from the time I got up in the morning. I present to you "A Day in the Life of Gina", as told through text messages.
First text was sent while my son ate breakfast and watched TV:
This happened as I tried to put my clothes on:
I'm not even joking, if I was in a bookstore and saw a book in the kid's section with the title, "Stompy the Goddammed Troll", I would absolutely buy that book. Hmmmm... this could be a lucrative idea. Are there any illustrators out there who would want to collaborate with me on this? Let me know...
Just to clarify, the grandfatherly man in the photo above was not the pervy-looking guy. I'm sure the man pictured is a completely lovely person (I had to write this last sentence in case someone was to write in the comments, "That's my Grandfather and he's saint! How dare you disparage him. He hasn't had a boner in YEARS!").
On my lunch hour I went to shopping at a "Marshalls" discount store.
The logical answer is that the clown shoe is an item for sale in the store. However, it looks used to me; not brand new. Questions... just so many questions.
After I got back to the office from running my errand, I had to send this message. Before you read it you should know that my boss is an awesome person (seriously, no sarcasm) and completely undeserving of the shit that he has to put up with on a daily basis from me.
I'm the worst kind of asshole-- I think I'm funny.
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