You know I like to check my Google search queries periodically. This was a new one for me:
This reminds me of a time I brought in an old pillowcase to work to give to a guy who volunteers at a no-kill animal shelter. One of the workers at the shelter makes kennel beds out of old sheets and pillowcases. I left my office with the pillowcase but got distracted. Later I found myself on a different floor all together and realized I still had this pillowcase in my arms. It was like, "Pay no attention to me. Just out taking my pillowcase for a walk. As you do". It's still better than pulling a pair of underwear out of my pants during a meeting, so that's a consolation.