Question to the artist: "Why the hell aren't his glasses in front of eyes the correct way?".
Artist: "Dude! He wanted it that way. It was either that or the pose where he uses a banana as a telephone. This was the lesser of two evils!".
This is where my post was meant to end. However around 11PM last night, I got a retweet from The Bloggess, Jenny Lawson, on Twitter. She had recently asked people to share memories of awkward moments. The resulting tweets are HILARIOUS. Even if you're not on Twitter, you can look at her feed and see all the retweets. Here's mine: