I thought that the story Margot told was hilarious. It seems like nearly every woman has her own "creepy guy" story to tell. Then an idea hit me... why don't I collect these stories for one awesome blog post of deviant sexual behavior! I'll give you a few weeks to respond and then I'll publish the post of awesomeness sometime near Valentine's Day. You know, 'cause irony. Today is January 15. Let's say I impose a deadline of Monday, February 1st for submissions. The email to use is: email@example.com. I'll compile all that creepiness and make a giant post of cringe-worthy awkwardness that we can all enjoy. I want to make sure that you male readers know that are welcome to participate too. Feel free to share your own moments of creepy girl interactions or maybe share the time that YOU were the creepy guy (completely by accident, I'm sure).
Another question-- "How long should it be?". As long or short as your little heart desires. There are no set rules here. It can be a short submission. Like this:
"When I was 18 I worked as a cashier at Kroger and one time the police had to be called because a guy was caught masturbating in the magazine section. I've always wondered what magazine he was using. Reader's Digest? Ladies Home Journal? This was a grocery store for God's sake. There were no porno mags for sale".
This really did happen. Public masturbation seems to occur more often than you might think. Ew. Still, I think it's funny. What are these guys thinking? Like the Kroger guy. Perhaps this was his grocery list:
- Rub one out in the magazine aisle