"Do you spit or swallow?"
Isn't that horrible? Just to clarify, I did NOT say those words out loud. If I had, there would have been a shocked silence and then heads would haved turned and stared at me. People would have thought, "Did she say what I think she just said?". I can only imagine that the tour guide would have blushed and tried to do her best to ignore me. Maybe. Or maybe she would've called security and had me escorted from the premises. I don't know. I always live in fear that some day I'm just going to lose my shit and start saying anything and everything that pops into my brain. That will be a very, very bad day.