Of course everyone wanted to know how a stranger's phone could even end up in my car. Since it was Veteran's Day, I'm so mad at myself that I didn't send this:
Well, you know the Lowe's store right down the street from my office? I went there on my lunch hour and put out a sign next to my car in the parking lot:
Free Blow Jobs for Veterans!*
*Military ID required
It was just my way of giving back to the troops for all they do for us. It must have been one of those guys. There were so many and I really don't really remember their faces. But where else could it have come from?
The real answer isn't so entertaining. I had taken my car in for service the previous weekend and a dashboard light didn't go off although I was told it would disappear after 15 minutes or so. Three days later I took my car back to the service place so that a sensor switch could be reset. The phone belonged to one of the service workers. I called and found out that the guy who lost it was distraught. I put the phone in an big envelope and left it with the front desk guard of our building. End of story. No reward or thank you or nothing. Oh well. At least I got a cool blog post out of it. Only dick pics would have made it better.