- Do not to kick the seat in front of him.
- Do not put his feet on the seat in front of him.
- Do not point out that he could move his wiener in time to the music.
I sent this text during the show:
... A not so good memory... when my husband and I were dating I desperately wanted to see the ballet Giselle because there was a lot of press about a new production with beautiful costumes from Italy. He got tickets for us to go right after I had arrived from the US (after going home for a few weeks in August '92). I was so jetlagged and the theater was dark and the music was so relaxing, I kept falling asleep. I couldn't help it! The Russian kept poking me in the side to try to wake me up but it was useless. Even now I'm so mad I missed so much; when will I see the Bolshoi Ballet perform again? Not anytime soon.