"We found this next to the Goodwill box at the cardboard recycling center. We looked inside and surprisingly, it did not contain a human head."
First off, I have to say that I love it that I have friends who will send me messages like this. I opened this email on my phone and there was no photo attached to it. I was like, "Nooooooooooooo!". How could such an awesome lead-in be missing the punchline? I checked my desktop computer and was relieved to be able to see the photo. Here it is: