My friend David replied: "What the Hell is a "Walmart fart piano"?!?!?! I am curious but terrified to look this up. Talk about ending up on a list....."
My response: "Uh, that one actually is mine. We found the fart piano in the toy section of Walmart. It's one of my earliest posts."
"LOL! I'm dying!"
David's response was the tipping point that helped me to decide to post this. I wanted to add my own commentary though: