As I go about my daily life, I'm always noticing weird and funny shit out in the world. Thanks to modern technology (I'm talking about you, my beloved iPhone), I'm able to capture those moments. I was cleaning out my massive photo cache recently and ran across some photos that I think are shareworthy. Enjoy!
To support my theory that the hobo/organ grinder is flatulent, check out the side eyes on the monkey:
Even the dog looks pissed:
One friend called me a "city girl" in response to my horse camp text, a charge which I cannot deny.
All the funny responses above are courtesy of my friend Ivory. She also responded to this text below, from a few days ago:
It seemed rude to decline the cookies especially since she asked me, "Do you like hazelnut or dark chocolate?". In case you're wondering, the cookies were a small single-serving box of Piroulines. What's funny is that my seven year old is already more jaded than me. When I told him this story he immediately said, "Throw those away!".
I say on the sidebar of this website that I'm the worst kind of asshole because I think I'm funny. Which means I can't help but send smart-ass responses when the opportunity arises:
Thankfully my son's teacher seems to have a good sense of humor, otherwise I wouldn't have sent this. It's called, "know your audience". We get text message reminders which are really helpful. The only bad thing is that I'm afraid at some point I'll accidentally text something inappropriate to my son's teacher (you know, like "Hello Kitty" waving a dildo). Oh well. If it happens, it happens and at least I'll have funny material for a future post.
I'm the worst kind of asshole-- I think I'm funny.
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